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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Spam' started by suRpr1zE, Aug 1, 2013.

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  1. Simply
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    Keep calm and have sex with suRpr1zE.
     
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    Simply, Sep 14, 2013
  2. suRpr1zE
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    Say I'm taken.
     
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    suRpr1zE, Sep 14, 2013
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    I assume you're going to make me breakfast? ;)
     
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    Strawberry, Sep 14, 2013
  4. suRpr1zE
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    Makes her breakfast.
     
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    suRpr1zE, Sep 14, 2013
  5. maj_ly_mad
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    SURPRISE MUTHA FUCKER
     
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    maj_ly_mad, Sep 15, 2013
  6. Claazzz
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    Sucker punch that belly, just in-case he is pregnant.
     
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    Claazzz, Sep 15, 2013
  7. p0nZ
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    kill him for a signature he is using
     
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    p0nZ, Sep 15, 2013
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    Spoon
     
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    Jammy, Sep 15, 2013
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    Have kinky knife porn and post on internets.
     
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    British Dude, Sep 15, 2013
  10. maj_ly_mad
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    Sorry mate but WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
    did you come in this thread just to be a cunt.
    nice intro......prick
     
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    maj_ly_mad, Sep 16, 2013
  11. Strawberry
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    "So... this was awkward "
     
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    Strawberry, Sep 16, 2013
  12. SpaceCadet1
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    How did you get me your punching above your weight. Aha
     
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    SpaceCadet1, Sep 16, 2013
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    can I skip space cadet and get strawberry?
     
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    Bobscrotum, Sep 17, 2013
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    :*
     
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    Steviee, Sep 17, 2013
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    "Where is your puppy?"
     
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    Strawberry, Sep 17, 2013
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    "Where is your pussy?"

    GOTCHA BITCH
     
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    Nabster, Sep 17, 2013
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    "Nice meeting you...(Slowly walks out)"
     
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    Chris, Sep 17, 2013
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    Well if anyone woke up next to a monkey im pretty sure the responce would be "Holy fuck" then followed with acceptance of beastiality then a memory that will never be lost then happily ever after.

    or death by monkey aids.
     
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    Monkey, Sep 17, 2013
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    You should have abortion...
     
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    FuzioNnn, Sep 17, 2013
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    Let's go boys this thread needs a refresh, keep the dumb ratings coming !!!
    I don't know the guy above me but i will probably punch him in the face and run away
     
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    Pure, Mar 2, 2019
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