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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Spam' started by suRpr1zE, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. Mousey
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    surprise may having to say about that and slap slap go home never look anyone in the eye again
     
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    Okay you're good enough. I'd slowly undress you, kiss you softly and gently bite your bottom lip. Then I'd move the kissing down your body until I get to your crotch area before moving onto more intimate things.

    Then I'd get arrested for rape.

    EDIT: Craz3, don't be mad at me for stealing your poon-tang.
     
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    Ask if his gf has still not left him yet
     
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  4. Mousey
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    Nabster wtaf.
    and stevie you alright mate?
    [miniyoutube]PMIqlIJNkRA[/miniyoutube]
     
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    You've come back for more? Okay, I'll go for something more sane.

    I'd kick you out of the bed because I'd probably be extremely tired.
     
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    Don't last long do you?
     
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    You would know? :>
     
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    At holding breathe? yeh you suck
     
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    ah fuck not you :(
     
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    tell him to fuck off
     
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    man you wher tight :3
     
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    God you're worse in bed than you are at css
     
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    please dont be mad
    im sorry
    no psik stop no
    dont hurt me
    please
    please
    ple.........
     
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    hi do u want breakfast
     
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    Tell her I snatched her before nabster could :p
     
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    " get out "
     
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    Snatched again :p
     
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    does your butt still hurt?
     
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    Yeah, having your mom ride me on the living room carpet wasn't easy on my behinds...
     
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    oh, you mad.
     
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