Competion!

Ok so im going to guve 1 month of PA to someone.

We are going to play a classic JB game FR/LR

Last reaction jump!

Lol jk

You are going to tell me why you ended up in jail, best/funniest reason wins!

I will give this 1 day and Nomy gets to pick the winner
Competition ends 8/3/14

Rules; dont spam this thread with useless posts, meme's and gif's are not welcomed. Only players who are known and trusted to be pay admins are allowed to post. Have to have atleast 50 posts on forums to be able to participate

Trolls will have their account suspended/banned so please keep this clean

I think thats all, good luck and have fun

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

 

Lestu aftur auli , þetta er leikur sem spilaðir er a jb, afhverju lentiru í fangelsi, ekki afhverju ertu í hell haha

EDIT fuzion deleted his post... Noob

 

Cause apparently if you shout surprise before you rape someone it's still classed as rape

 

Sorry bro im little drunk atm + it was awkward m8 haha

 

Putin found out that I leaked his plans to break up the HeLL community so they put me in jail

 

apparently calling my brothers name in the airport was a mistake, godamn it Jihad....

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

 

Im in jail because i hit Dildo's Merc

 

I was playing table tennis with kim jong un and I won. His guards put a bag on my face and took me away, in the dungeons they made me play table tennis and every time I won they electrocuted my balls.

 

Swapped myself to T

 

some1 violated the sovereignty of my food so i put him in hospital
he learnt a lesson that day never fuk with my food

 

I broke into a house to close the curtains because I saw an ugly person.

 

Because I want to know how it felt to be handcuffed.

 

I was playing an epic guitar solo on the fallen body of Zeus on the back of a flying unicorn during the seconded coming of Christ while eating pancakes and drinking redbull.

 

Because apparently it's "unacceptable" to ask a female police officer if her eating my pork would be cannibalism.

 

Murdered Trausti for not giving me PA

 

Also,

 

Apparently the RSPCA weren't too happy with the way i treated my sheep.

 

The Judge said to me : "I'll have to give you £20 or 5 days in prison"

So I said : "I'll take the £20 thanks"