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A lucky few

Discussion in 'Graphics' started by Cheezy, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. Cheezy
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    Ok as you might of seen Distance sprays in the hell server. These sprays change when you close to them and change back when you walk away.

    3 people have a chance for me to make them one

    To win you have to have say a chat up line It can be funny or good to win ("Make sure it is socially ok to say, another words behave")

    enjoy

    p.s cheezy chat up lines are good :D
     
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    "You looking for a night to remember?"
    "No."
    "Rohypnol it is then"
     
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    I don't have a chat up line exactly...you just walk up to a girl (or guy), totally wasted, and say...


    You're beautiful!
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Have you got a map?

    No

    Cause baby im getting lost in those eyes of yours.


    Cheeeeeeseee
     
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    I read it off from a t-shirt before and i found it really funny.

    Nice legs...
    What time are they opening?
     
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    Here's a bad one:

    Sorry, I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours?
     
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    You got some Irish in you?

    No...

    You want some?
     
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    I have that t-shirt lol :D
     
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    A bad one, dont remember where I found it.
    "are both your parends retarted? cause you seem very special!"

    Edit: not aimed at you cheezy, just found it funny :p
     
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    I'ma really good cook.

    What can you cook for the best?

    Breakfast in bed.
     
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    Thats the worse pick up line Ive ever heard lol
     
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    are u a female?
     
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    its cool man i heard before very funny though :D
     
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    If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
     
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    "Can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money"
     
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    You can't find anything cheesier than this:

    "Did it hurt?"
    "Did what hurt?"
    "When you fell down from heaven?"
     
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    I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
     
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    I heard this stupid one aswell but cant remember from where :?
    "Is your father an Alien ?"
    "Because your looks are out of this world"
     
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    "Remember my name"
    "Why?"
    "You'll be screaming it later"
     
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