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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Spam' started by suRpr1zE, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. Kongu
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    whisper sweet nothings in his ear while I comb his hair
     
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    I'd probably start franticly hyperventilating then have a panic attack.
     
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    start kissing and cuddling
     
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    I would think, how the HeLL meet up last night ended this way, probably I was wasted.
     
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    Would ask Geo to leave our passionate night out of his podcast
     
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    Would ask him to remember to give me a happy bday forum post in 2031 when I hadn't been active for over half a decade
     
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    Ban him because he keeps cheating.
     
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    Would stroke his back until all he gets is the chills grab his arm with a firm grip than look him straight in the eyes with a pennywise smile and tell him YOU WILL FLOAT TO
     
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    Buy him a monitor better than 60 hz
     
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    stroke his cheek, give him a soft kiss on the neck and whisper quietly,

    "you're my little pogchamp"
     
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    Slap him and tel him to stop creating fake notifications on discord :D
     
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    Would ask him if he wanted to come live with me so he could open Csgo cases
     
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    Scrub the covid off my dick, and pray to Allah my tests comes back negative. (not just the covid test...)
     
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    Probably wonder how the BTEC version of @Tapz ended up in my bed.
     
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    Boast to all my friends that i just smashed Ellen Degeneres
     
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    I would tell him how bad he is when playing impostor
     
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    Ask him the following.

    Why the hell are you always so cringe?
     
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    Kill
     
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    homies cuz he killed kenny
     
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    Wiggle my son to sleep while singing a lullaby
     
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