What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

whisper sweet nothings in his ear while I comb his hair

 

I'd probably start franticly hyperventilating then have a panic attack.

 

start kissing and cuddling

 

I would think, how the HeLL meet up last night ended this way, probably I was wasted.

 

Would ask Geo to leave our passionate night out of his podcast

 

Would ask him to remember to give me a happy bday forum post in 2031 when I hadn't been active for over half a decade

 

Ban him because he keeps cheating.

 

Would stroke his back until all he gets is the chills grab his arm with a firm grip than look him straight in the eyes with a pennywise smile and tell him YOU WILL FLOAT TO

 

Buy him a monitor better than 60 hz

 

stroke his cheek, give him a soft kiss on the neck and whisper quietly,

"you're my little pogchamp"

 

Slap him and tel him to stop creating fake notifications on discord

 

Would ask him if he wanted to come live with me so he could open Csgo cases

 

Scrub the covid off my dick, and pray to Allah my tests comes back negative. (not just the covid test...)

 

Probably wonder how the BTEC version of @Tapz ended up in my bed.

 

Boast to all my friends that i just smashed Ellen Degeneres

 

I would tell him how bad he is when playing impostor

 

Ask him the following.

Why the hell are you always so cringe?

 

Kill

 

homies cuz he killed kenny

 

Wiggle my son to sleep while singing a lullaby