Would ask him to remember to give me a happy bday forum post in 2031 when I hadn't been active for over half a decade
Would stroke his back until all he gets is the chills grab his arm with a firm grip than look him straight in the eyes with a pennywise smile and tell him YOU WILL FLOAT TO
Scrub the covid off my dick, and pray to Allah my tests comes back negative. (not just the covid test...)