Talent Day Jokes

Hey Guys,

In this topic I'd like you to share all the best short jokes u know.
Because not everyone is as funny as me , I'd like to give everyone a chance to get some inspiration on JB when it is talent day.

So joke on!

 

You

Years ago when I learned Chemistry for the first time, my teacher said this. THIS IS SUCH A BAD JOKE, BUT HAD TO INCLUDE IT
Question: "Why don't scientist trust atoms"
Answer: "Because they make up everything"

 

What is the difference between a tea bag and the national football team of the Netherlands?

Well a tea bag stays in a cup!

 

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?"

-" Snowballs".

 

Τhis joke must be used more times than Dildo punished someone for 10080 minutes.

 

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."

 

Cx^

 

What did the left eye said to the right eye?

- Between you and me , something smells.

 

there are 2 chickens on a farm.
the first chicken says "tok tok tok"
then the second chicken answered "are you tokking to me?"

 

Green probably laughed his ass off when writing this "joke"

 

sad but its true,
lads say that to a bunch of drunk guys and everybody goes down. TRY IT

 

When you are drunk. It really does not matter what we say. Everything becomes a joke and everything is hilarious

 

Why don't koala bears hang around with all the other bears?

- Because they don't meet the koala-fications

 

Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.