What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Would be ashamed of my self and run!

 

So you'd punch FuzioNnn in the face? A former clan member?

 

That’s even a better reason to punch him in the face
And if I wake up in bed with pagno i would stay there I heard he make a great breakfast

 

That would be intentionally

 

punch him on the face so i can hear his voice.

 

Punch in the face so he cannot longer use his voice

 

Punch him in the face so he no longer has a face

 

we would watch porn together

 

i can't even see him

 

I would honestly be quite surprised at first, after all, I don't know you very well. I would probably jump. Then after the shock I would shout 'who the fuck are you' and many other words, and attempt to punch you, probably miss.
But then once I find out you're just from HeLL I'd take a picture with you and upload it to the forums in the post a picture of yourself thread.
Then I'd send you on your way with an apple.
Then I would go home and never drink at a hell meetup again.

 

"attempt to punch you" , you will surely miss

well , i will just ask you to help me making a film

 

what kind of film i wonder?

 

how to fuck wearing white socks with sandals in the beach

 

Wonder when I will receive my reach around

 

i would stand next to him until he wakes up and when he does he would see my ass next to his face and i would FART so he would feel the wind in his face after that i would give him a tiny kiss

 

I would directly steal his marcedes keys and run away

 

1. only sexy ppl drive mercedes - you are not sexy. 2. you can not run cuz you are fat you would role insted, and 3, you can not even ride a bicycle how would you drive a car and 4 im sexy and i know it,

 

1 - am not sexy , just like you
2 - am 2meter, by my athletic genetics only i could run faster than the mercedes so you're the one who will role behind me
3 - I drive manual , auto cars are shit
4 - NO

 

↑ Probably murder suicide