PA Competition!

As said in previous thread, im going give away PA (1month)
The only thing you have to do is coming up with a reason why you should get it.

I'll be choosing the funniest/craziest comment.

Winner will be chosen the winner on the 22th of september around night.
donating 10 pounds as im writing this

Goodluck

 

Yesterday my mum says to me "I'm cold pass me over that blanket!"

I just looked at her and said "Go stand in the corner"

Confused she looks at me...... "What?"

I replied with "It's 90 degrees" bazinga!

 

Why not?

I mean, runningdildo is admin in jailbreak.
If he is admin, every1 can be.

Nah JK. PLOXZ GIMME ADMIN I IZ BEST EDMIN

 

ELEVEN.. nuff' said. gimme dat shit now.

 

If i dont get this payadmin x factor is going to find me and if it does im going to be sent into edolas a mystical land to learn how to harvest rabbit eggs and turn them into fullgrown mecha rape bots, then send me back to earth and cause a time matrix rip where the dimensions colide and charlie sheen didnt even have 1 drop of alchohol, the hell servers are all broken and Mhd is forced to work as a prostitute under Rocky in russia for 18h a day, and i am your number 1 customer. So pl0x dont let that happen.

 

you'll have to work more if i dont get this xox

 

A few years ago when I was about 17, I went with a friend to a theme park. We'd just finished getting off a ride and were walking around when he suddenly said... "I need a shit" so I was like "Okay we'll go find some toilets then."

But there wasn't time to find a toilet!

About 5 seconds after he said it, he pooped himself completely out of the blue. There was no warning, he just said it, then did it.

Apart from us having to go home, I haven't laughed so much at the shock and surprise of what happened.

He said he didn't even know why it happened, he just suddenly needed to go and it came out.

Edit: Don't want the payadmin obviously, just felt like sharing.

 

It's called "Bowel incontinence" and I can personally guarantee it will happen to MHD if he doesn't give me this payadmin, one way or the other... :rbandit:

 

MotherFucker

 

You won my competition, U o me

 

please give me prize, my ferrit died, its what he would have wanted

 

Plz unban me plz i didnt do anything scripting is not cheat unban me plz

 

they doesn't even they have,I don't make the milk pure sure, just the way

 

Ninjas kidnapped my family, I need PA for some reason :rinnocent:

 

So here eh!
i saw this thread taking a break from gta and go out for a smoke. so i went out for a smoke and got abducted by zombie aliens. these "Zomliens" where hideous evil creatures with teeth in their ears. So naturally i had to dispose of them before they disposed of me. they threw me to the ground and got out their anal probes which also had teeth. BUT before they got too close i kicked one of them in the face before he got too close. they then started squealing in their alien language running towards me. i then punched one of them in the head and it burst like a bubble all over me. believe me it was not nice at all. then the zomlien with the probe comes bounding towards me to which i kicked. the probe flew past me i was thinking that this was the only weapon i could get, so i ran over to the probe picked it up, turned towards the zomliens. a few seconds had past our eyes locked. me out numbered 3-1. so i ran to one and trusted the probe in his ear. he was screeching in pain as the probe made short work of his bubble like head, the probe was grinding the sound of tearing zomlien matter was so over whelming but i had to get home. Then just like that the other 2 threw them self's on top of me. one got out a dagger like thing which then he thrust 4 times into me, the pain was unbelievable.i thought this was the end................
then i realized WTF have i been smoking?
so then i thought dam better post and see if i get pay admin for all that trouble

 

Unbanana'd

 

You sausage Wildfire.. Did you do the toggle command again?