Welcome to the very first ]HeLL[ Creative Competition! First, what everyone wants to know, the prizes: - 1st prize: £60 and their art featured on a map - 2nd prize: £30 - 3rd place 2 months PayAdmin (on 2 servers of their choice) - "Visionary Artist" Discord role to the top 5 submissions Thanks to @wik50 , @J.Gatsby and the clan for their contributions to the prize pool! And special thanks to @Amin for the fantastic banner. Money will be sent via PayPal or equivalent Steam credits. What's the competition? It's simple, post something creative in this thread relevant to HeLL Clan. Whether it be musical, artwork, graphics, physical art, written art (i.e. poetry), videography, dancing, whatever it might be, as long as it can loosely be called "art" and it has something to do with HeLL it can be submitted! Rules: - Submit your work in this thread - Must be HeLL related - One submission per person - Original art only, no copy pasting from the internet or using someone else's efforts/work - Must be appropriate, nothing inappropriate (i.e. porn or against community rules) - Entrants must be a known community member with a forum account - You can upload it to an external download site so long as it is safe to visit, and perhaps include a preview in your post Submission deadline is 17th December 2020, 6pm. Once this date is reached the submissions will be voted for internally to decide the best 5 to put forward into a new thread where votes can be made by the community for the 3 winners. Further information and rules on voting will become clear nearer the time. So get your creative juices flowing and make something now before the deadline. Good luck!
Steezus - Jingle Diss Track (Spy vs Spy) Stream link Lyrics Spoiler I gotta testify, The best map you played is spy versus spy, Fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky, Gotta testify, The best map you played is spy versus spy, Fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky. Back before Jingle was Superuser, He was just another Payadmin loser, I know for a fact he'll be another HeLL clan admin abuser, I don't care if it's harsh, call me Jingle Jangle refuser, And when it happens, he'll carry on boozing, He'll carry on commanding and make the whole server snooze and, How we even talking about recruiting him? Man, this shit is confusing, Forecast? It says old man, you will never last, We all know about your troll past, And this fact has been passed over, Jingle it's over, Even TrustMe has a better chance. I gotta testify, The best map you played is spy versus spy, Fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky, Gotta testify, The best map you played is spy versus spy, Fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky. Well I made spy v spy high high la la la la la, Well I made spy v spy high high, spy versus spy. Respect it, back to Jingle, What's the news mate? heres the hot take, You live with your mother, Tell her to stop cooking you steak, Baking them cakes, Buying you flakes, You need to watch your calorie intake, Can you not see, Every time your double chin shakes, It's like a number 9 on the Richter scale, Or is that your girl? Blue whale, female but smelling like a sea snail, I'm struggling, to inhale, I won't go into detail about you and the shemale, But Jingle, after everything I've said you know if you want to get in the clan you know what I'm like, Just drop me your girl's email. I gotta testify, The best map you played is spy versus spy, Fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky, Gotta testify, The best map you played is spy versus spy, Fore the day I die, Imma touch the sky. Yes, yes, yes, No, no, no, no, no. We're done here. Sorry Kanye, Lupe Fiasco, Just Blaze. I've ruined one of my favourite songs. Sorry Jingle. Sorry TrustMe. I don't really know what to say. Just let it ride out I suppose.
I like these tunes, they're sort of on the verge of being cringy, but don't quite pass that line. Kind of expected steezy to rap with a better flow tho ngl, Jingles discord rap was much more crisp and he was born in the 1940's.
6 days left to the deadline guys, try not to post last minute as you risk not finishing. The sooner the better! Anyway, in the meantime, I made a response to Steezy's diss track, so here it is: https://mega.nz/file/6LRhQaJJ#XQxdlgkJDcN1z4nwK2rlTYX2PiE45u5twhxo4GgBLoI You can stream it there. Spoiler: LYRICS so steezy junior made a rap about me anyone would think he sits alone and faps about me you're a manager man you can't even manage yourself better take that rap and put it back on the shelf yeah keep boasting about about making spy vs spy have you not even seen the climb? step in the wrong place and you die man I could do better in my sleep if I tried but I wouldn't bother, players don't care about who makes the maps anyway I've seen you joining when it's yours and your like "hey" and no one bats an eye, all that hard work and effort well you tried back to the topic at hand you've zero fans you've got zero mans backin you up cause I know a secret about you yeah about you and the clan you only got recruited cause you make maps, man - well I guess the shit just hit the fan cause I ain't see you do admin work what are you doing just playing with your hands? someone call this man an ambulance cause this rap just hit him harder than a lance, he had no chance I just spit verses around him like a dance all he does is sit there in a trance, and I haven't even advanced, (cause I'm) I'm living life in the hell clan, moving at the speed of light and I can't slow down only got 1 admin on the server man, and it's jingle jangles yeah you better watch out I don't really know where I'm going just enjoying the ride, admin till I drop and hell till i die I'm living life in the hell clan, I'm living life in the hell clan talk about my girlfriend when you haven't even got one, when you see steezy's next date you better run she probably gets from a to b by rolling on her tum, actually that kinda sounds like fun talkin about me boozin the days and nights away last time we spoke you came onto my girlfriend like hey I'm steezus and I'm cool, she brushed you off like you were just another a fool and that's probably how the typical response goes steezy and girls don't mix like leave that to the pros anyway that's about enough for today, one tip for you steezus it's not a girl if it neighs yeah I've seen you in the fields touchin up those horses, and you say yiff is bad, you've messed with the wrong forces (cause I'm) I'm living life in the hell clan, moving at the speed of light and I can't slow down only got 1 admin on the server man, and it's jingle jangles yeah you better watch out I don't really know where I'm going just enjoying the ride, admin till I drop and hell till i die I'm living life in the hell clan, I'm living life in the hell clan Spoiler: DISCLAIMERS This is not an entry to the competition as I can't enter being the host. This does not affect Steezus' entry in any way which should be judged independently and of it's own merit
If no one else is entering I'll do another. Steezus - Forgot About Steez Stream Link Lyrics Spoiler Spy v spy is the beta version, We all know you're a beta virgin, Time for me to pull back the curtain, On my original rap, just a fun song about a map, you had to come back, I didn't like that, So I did some searching, Then some things start emerging, In the clan, we can't have that burden, Let me just ask about it in person, Whats the comment on your profile about the Vietnamese 12-year-old? Don't answer, it'll just worsen, In fact, I'll let you think of an answer it's not urgent, I think it's verging on being labelled vermin, What's next a Jewish joke about Hitler's Germans? I'm not sure what's worse, This is me Jingle, digging at to you like a surgeon, Better get your mum to wash your mouth out with detergent, Or I'll lay you both out like a rug like it's Persian, Or a door-mat, I feel like I've just gone and broken the format, I wasn't supposed to win with my rap, You were making music for about 15 years before that, Everyone clicked your song and thought to themself, hmm that's poor and, I know deep down you that you regret that you've started a war that, You can't win, your mother told me you asked her where's the storm at? You wanted to end it all, and drive straight in it, You know you've reached your peak, you've reached your limit, I'm fine with mapping being my gimmick, What have you done? You thought this contest would be your ticket, It backfired and you got smacked up in a song that lasted just 3 minutes, It was 3 minutes after you left, she gave me her digits, I don't care that your girl's a fat midget, I won't inhibit, I was asking her why are you being so damn explicit? She said it's Jingle he's just too frigid, My clit he won't lick it, he won't even flick it, Doesn't she seem happier since I came round and put my dick in it, I'm just telling the truth, if I see you on the server mate, don't get timid. Your aim is bad enough, there's no need to fidget, Imagine we're playing cricket, I just won by about 10 wickets.
Hi all, here is my submission for the contest. Its my first submission into a HeLL contest so be kind haha. This is a rewritten version of winter wonderland. Should be sung to the soundtrack of winter wonderland. Enjoy! HeLL bells ring, are you listening? Cold jail sting, bars are glistening. A beautiful sight, wardens happy tonight. Jailbreak server winter wonderland. Gone away has the days stress. Come and play we like to impress. B.Hopping along, singing a song, Jailbreak server winter wonderland. On a freeday we could build a snowman Then pretend that he is warden now. He'll say all Ts must freeze, we'll say no man. Its freeday Sir, so now we run the town. The next round, we frag the button. We are free and slot a CT. Were running around, they fall to the ground. Jailbreak server winter wonderland. On a tank day we can team together, Then we have to hunt down only one. They’re still alive for what seems like forever, Until one precision shot takes them down. Come and play you will see its thrillin' Join on discord you can just be chillin' HeLL professionally play, some even all day. Jailbreak server winter wonderland.