My dearest bestie, my bestest Kylie. Today you are 18!! You've been waiting and nagged to me about it the whole year and if not last year as well. You are finally legal to go to Tomorrowland, creamfields etc. I hope you get wasted but not too wasted, don't want to hop on a plan to England and take care of your drunk ass. Point is Have a really good day Kylie, you know I love you! (In a friendly way of course!)
happy Birthday bro hope you have a nice one. Dont forget to wish that you want to beat me in knife fights for once
bday on same day as halloween, creepy cunt.. have a great time finally the kid can go to creamfields without stealing his parents' ID :>
Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday Dear Fgt Happy Birthday to You. From bad friends and true, From old friends and new, May bad luck go with you, And sadness too. Joke joke joke Happy 18 Birthday man All the best ;D